10-0, Southwest Conference and National Champs! Those were the days... none of this spread nonsense.
We need to get Trinity, Southwestern, and Howard Payne back on the schedule. On second thought, Trinity might try to pull one of those crazy lateral plays. Forget Trinity.
We should put Coach Bible on the Board of Regents. I know, he's been dead since 1980. That's OK, it makes it less likely he'll end up at tu this time.