How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020 pt 12

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Imperative 12: Meet Our Commitment to Texas	Our commitment to Texas isn't missing. It's hiking the Appalachian trail

How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020 pt 11

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Imperative 11: Attain Resource Parity with the Best Public Universities	Attain Resource Parity with the Cheapest Public Universities

How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020 pt 10

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Imperative 10: Demand Enlightened Governance and Leadership	Put lightweights in positions of governance and leadership.

How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020 pt 8

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Imperative 8: Enrich Our Campus	What do you think?

How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020 pt 7

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Imperative 7: Increase Access to Intellectual Resources	This is just typical of how Vision 2020 was dominated by the faculty. The students don't want to be intellectuals. They want to get a degree from Texas A&M so they can get jobs. Besides, they can already access Google and Wikipedia from their cell phones.

More on access here.

How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020, pt 6

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Imperative 6: Diversify and Globalize the A&M Community	We're inviting Hugo Chavez to consult on shared governance. Does that count?

How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020, pt 5

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Imperative 5: Build on the Tradition of Professional Education	We agree with this one. A&M build on our tradition of educating professionals. Recruits need to see that playing for A&M will help their chances in the NFL, NBA, and MLB.

How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020, pt 4

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Imperative 4: Build the Letters, Arts, and Sciences Core	What do we need more letters for? We can save a lot of money by getting rid of some of the ones we have. Besides, it's spelled C-O-R-P-S, not C-O-R-E.

How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020, pt 3

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Imperative 3: Enhance the Undergraduate Academic Experience	Enhancement is code for nonsense we don't need. A&M was a damn fine school when the Governor went there; we can save a lot of money by cutting all the PC nonsense that came after that.

How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020 pt 2

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Imperative 2: Strengthen Our Graduate Programs	Now that we're giving up on the pointless and expensive pursuit of quality, we can save the taxpayers a lot of money by getting rid of the grad students. They keep the faculty from spending time on real teaching, and they aren't eligible for football.

And they're troublemakers.

How Vision 1920 will btho Vision 2020 pt 1

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Imperative 1: Elevate Our Faculty and Their Teaching, Research, and Scholarship	Let those lazy whiners take the stairs